I was working hard at a New York job Making dough but it made me blue One day I was crying a lot And so I decided to move To West Covina, California Brand new pals and new career It happens to be where Josh lives But that's not why I'm here - She's the crazy ex-girlfriend - What? No, I'm not. She's the crazy ex-girlfriend That's a sexist term. She's the crazy ex-girlfriend Can you guys stop singing for just a second? She's so broken inside The situation's a lot more nuanced than that. C-R-A-Z-Y Okay! We get it! Crazy ex-girlfriend.