School is really boring, Can’t wait for the bell to ring, ‘Cause tonight I’m hanging with all of my friends! Gonna party through the night- Karaoke, pillow fights. The music’s loud, the lights are bright It never ends I have so many friends!
‘Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people. I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed. Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people. I steal pets from the popular people, And lock them in my shed.
At school, life can be such a drag. Whitney Jones called me a fag. But her cat ate salmon out of my hand! I smiled at Michael in the halls, Then he spread rumors I have balls. But I taught his dog to hug on command! I have so many friends! Right, dog?!
‘Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed. Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people. I steal pets from the popular people, And paint their nails red- take it Cuddles!
It’s the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight, And I’m the life of it all. Cats and dogs all groovin’ with me, We’re havin’ such a ball. I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson’s terrier mix. He’s wearing a suit and he has Greg’s eyes. Suddenly We kiss!
‘Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed. Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people. I steal pets from the popular people, My parents both are dead. Boo!
I steal pets from the popular people. (Pets aren’t yours, pets are mine). Then dress them up like the popular people. (Pets aren’t yours, pets are mine). Yeah I steal pets from the popular people. (Pets aren’t yours, pets are mine). And dress them up like the popular people. All of them are mine!
I steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed. I steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss Lock them in my shed.