Baby, when you left me For another girl You know you broke my heart And shattered my whole world. We had a love I thought was true Can't you see, baby I'm lost without you.
'Cause all I can do is lay around And post pictures of your dick on the internet All I can do is sit and cry. Now all l I can do is lay around And post pictures of your tiny dick on the internet All I can do is sit and cry. All I can do is cry.
The house is so empty Since you've gone away. But last night I found the tux You wore on Valentine's Day. I hugged it tight (it smelled like you) Then I photoshopped the tux onto a picture of your dick.
Now all I can do is lay around And post pictures of your fancy dick on the internet. All I can do is sit and cry. All I do is lay around And add a speech bubble that says, "Cheerio, I'm Tim's tiny dick on the way to a party, pip pip!" All I can do is sit and cry. All I can do is-
I saw you on the street the other day I smiled and said "Hey Tim- you look good." And you said, "Stop posting pictures of my dick on the internet! You crazy person! I will sue you for invasion of privacy, you fucking insane bitch!"
Now all I can do is lay around And post pictures of your dick around your neighborhood like it's a lost puppy. All I can do is sit and cry. Now all I can do is lay around And write "Lost Dick. Answers to the name 'Tim's Tiny Dick.'" All I can do is cry.