Rachel Bloom - The Sexy Getting Ready Song | Текст песни

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• Rachel Bloom
• The Sexy Getting Ready Song

Hey Josh, I wanna look good for you tonight
So I’m gonna get in touch with my feminine side.

It’s the sexy getting ready song,
The sexy getting ready song,
Primpin’ and pluckin’,
Brushin’ and rubbin’,
The sexy getting ready song.

--musical interlude—

First I make everything
So shiny and smooth
(Oh yeah)
‘Cause I want my body
To be so soft for you.
(Bye bye, skin!)
I’m gonna make this night
One you’ll never forget
(Ass blood!)
‘Cause, boy, I know you like
An hourglass silhouette.

Let’s see how the guys get ready…

It’s the sexy getting ready song,
The sexy getting ready song,
Fluffin’ and flouncin’,
Gigglin’ and ladyin’,
The sexy getting ready song.

Hey, look, hop on my dick
With that tight little dress there,
Turn that ass around
Like you’re tryin’ to impress then…
God, what, this is how you get ready?
This is some—this horrifying, like some scary movie or somethin’,
Like some nasty ass, patriarchal bullshit.
You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches.
I’m forever changed after what I just seen.

It’s the sexy getting ready song,
The sexy getting ready song,
It’s the sexy getting ready song,
Body rolls are really hard.
It’s the sexy getting ready song,
The sexy getting ready song.
I’m gonna whisper your dick hard,
Whisper your dick hard,
The sexy getting ready song.