Hey Josh, I wanna look good for you tonight So I’m gonna get in touch with my feminine side.
It’s the sexy getting ready song, The sexy getting ready song, Primpin’ and pluckin’, Brushin’ and rubbin’, The sexy getting ready song.
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First I make everything So shiny and smooth (Oh yeah) ‘Cause I want my body To be so soft for you. (Bye bye, skin!) I’m gonna make this night One you’ll never forget (Ass blood!) ‘Cause, boy, I know you like An hourglass silhouette.
Let’s see how the guys get ready…
It’s the sexy getting ready song, The sexy getting ready song, Fluffin’ and flouncin’, Gigglin’ and ladyin’, The sexy getting ready song.
Hey, look, hop on my dick With that tight little dress there, Turn that ass around Like you’re tryin’ to impress then… God, what, this is how you get ready? This is some—this horrifying, like some scary movie or somethin’, Like some nasty ass, patriarchal bullshit. You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches. I’m forever changed after what I just seen.
It’s the sexy getting ready song, The sexy getting ready song, It’s the sexy getting ready song, Body rolls are really hard. It’s the sexy getting ready song, The sexy getting ready song. I’m gonna whisper your dick hard, Whisper your dick hard, The sexy getting ready song.