Rachel: Yeah! And you know what? We're better off! ROB.
Shaina: Damn right. It's time to have a girl's night.
Rachel: Yeah! It's time to have a girl's night! Let's start singing now!
Shaina: BABY EVER SINCE YOU LEFT I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' SO DAMN FINE I'M FEELING LIKE MYSELF AGAIN IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.
Rachel: BABY EVER SINCE YOU LEFT I'VE BEEN EATIN' A LOT OF CHEESE. I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN 3 DAYS AND I'M SLEEPING WITH MY DOG, LOUISE.
Chorus: WE DON'T NEED A MAN (I'M BETTER OFF ALONE) WE DON'T NEED A MAN
Rachel: I don't deserve love!
Shaina: GETTIN' READY FOR THE CLUB JAMMIN' TO MY FAVORITE SONG GOT MY SHORT SHORT SKIRT MY HIGH HIGH HEELS AND MY RED LIPSTICK ON.
Rachel: GETTIN' READY FOR THE CLUB AND BY CLUB I MEAN THE BATH. GOT MY SHORT SHORT SKIRT MY HIGH HIGH HEELS AND WRITE ROB'S NAME ON MY ARMS IN RED LIPSTICK.
Chorus: WE DON'T NEED A MAN (I'M AN EMPOWERED WOMAN) WE DON'T NEED A MAN
Rachel: I made a life-size replica of you out of socks you left at my apartment.
Shaina: OHHH I'M STRONGER NOW WITHOUT YOU HOLDING ME BACK
Rachel: OHHHH I'M STRONGER NOW FROM CARRYING THE SOCK MAN WHILE WE DANCE.
Shaina: I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU A LONG TIME AGO!
Rachel: I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FAT.
Chorus: WE DON'T NEED A MAN (I'M BETTER OFF ALONE) WE DON'T NEED A MAN....