O Miss Kitty was a lonely cat In an alleyway, Miss Kitty sat She didn’t have an owner (Meow, meow, meow) Most decidedly a loner (Meow, meow, meow)
Such a sad, poor soul, Miss Kitty Soon Miss Kitty began to come around To the nice, kind people in her town They took care of her and fed her (Meow, meow, meow) And she’d even let them pet her (Meow, meow, meow) Full of gratitude was Miss Kitty
Miss Kitty wanted to reciprocate By doing something for them that was great So she started bringing presents (Meow, meow, meow) But they weren’t the usual contents (Meow, meow, meow) Such unique gifts from Miss Kitty
One day Miss Kitty dropped one at their door It was a tiny bat, broken and sore To their surprise, she hadn’t hurt him (Meow, meow, meow) She had only transferred him (Meow, meow, meow) What a hero was Miss Kitty
So the nice, kind people helped the bat He could not fly anymore, but happily he sat With other bats in roosting rocks (Eek, eek, eek) Eating mealworms, taking walks (Eek, eek, eek) And they named him Mr. Kitty
Mr. Kitty was a friend to everyone Like his rescuer, he left no good deed undone No matter that he’s itty bitty (Eek, eek, eek) He went and started a committee (Eek, eek, eek) To make the world a better place, with Miss Kitty