Scientifically speaking, I don’t know what’s going on. I guess that’s not so different than normal. What’s different is you’re the voice of a revolution, And I walked through a door that was a portal,
And I found your old intern, and a giant masked army, And I’m trying to help in any way that science might, And we’ve been apart for weeks, and for a while I went missing, But a scientist is always fine.
Especially because I can hear your sweet voice through the radio, Just like I have heard it so many times before, I wish that we were home and watching Cat Ballou, But I guess Strex doesn’t care about the things we do.
Oh, I see the great coils of the universe unwinding and my hands are Shaking, ‘cause oh, you’re so far away, But I won’t smile for anyone today, Except for you.
I am working on inventing something, Cecil; I am making a highly scientific device! It looks a lot like a big umbrella, but I don’t have time to explain, My danger meter’s in the red from all the light.
We shouldn’t be long at all, Cecil, The doors should be safe to open now, I think. It should just be an hour or two until you’re in my arms, And our hands are intertwined, like atoms linked.
Oh, I can hear your sweet voice through the radio, Just like I’ve heard it so many times before, Soon I will be home, and we’ll watch Cat Ballou, And Strex will never understand the things we do, Tonight.
Oh, I feel the great coils of the universe unwinding, and my hands are Shaking ‘cause oh, you’re so far away, But if I turn my head just right I see your face, No, I won’t smile for anyone today, Except for you, except for you.
I’m not a hero; I am a scientist! I’m coming right back for all of you that I’ve missed. The doors might have closed, but I’ll try to come home, It might take a few weeks, but I won’t leave you alone…
I felt the great coils of the universe unwinding, and my hands are still Shaking, cause oh, you’re so far away, But if I turn my head just right I see your face, I don’t quite know how I will leave this place, A scientist is usually fine, in any case, Oh, I won’t smile for anyone today, Except for you, except for you, Except for you…
…Okay, and—and listen, maybe science too. But listen, the point is…the point is I love you.