Before I leave a dead man, homie grab my bedpan Pass a cup of piss to cyclist while riding tandem Make an X-mas list with pop and Schlitz so mama buy them Beat yourself a gimp, then weed and shrimp until you vibin' Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, put me on the hot spot My head in the oven huffing fumes from my pizza pops Eat and cut off box tops Then cut my fuckin' head off You think I'm fuckin' kiddin' Feel the rhythm till my heart stops Feel the rhythm… Feel the rhythm till my heart… Stops