Went to the doctor. the doctor looked sad Well, he looked in his book and he told me what I had And it's all kinds of trouble gonna find you somehow
Arthritis is the thing to miss It'll leave you walkin' with a double twist And it's all kinds of trouble gonna find you somehow
You can't stand up and you can't lay down You can't sit in a chair .. you can't roll on the ground And it's all kinds of trouble gonna find you somehow
Doctor, doctor, doctor, get your x-ray machine Well, it feels so good, just about like morphine And it's all kinds of trouble gonna find you somehow
If you get to Heaven, tell the judge for me I've had sixteen years of the third degree And it's all kinds of trouble gonna find you somehow
You can chase it away with your sweet apple jack You wake up in the mornin' and it's squattin' on your back And it's all kinds of trouble gonna find you somehow
Gin, rum, and whiskey will ease the pain You wake up in the morning and you're right back again And it's all kinds of trouble gonna find you somehow
Arthritis is the thing to miss It will leave you walkin' with a double twist And it's all kinds of trouble gonna find you somehow
If I live to be forty-three You'll find me runnin' like a Model T And it's all kinds of trouble gonna find you somehow
Arthritis is the thing to miss It will leave you walkin' with a double twist And it's all kinds of trouble gonna find you somehow
You can chase it away with your sweet apple jack You wake up in the mornin' squattin' on your back And it's all kinds of trouble gonna find you somehow