Wake up in the morning feeling like John Balks, Got my darts, I’m out the door, I’m gonna take a walk, Before I leave, send some texts, with my magic cell phone ‘Cause when I go, Yuno’s already outside my home (Yukki!)
I’m talking Diaries on our phones, phones Fightin’ off Tsubaki’s drones, drones Hidin’ Yuno’s parents bones, bones Now talking Kousaka’s gettin’ SPAR-KLING (HEH I’M SPARKLING) Mao’s getting all these NOSE-BLEEDS (Hinata-chan~) Akise wants to FUCK.. ME… (Hey, no homo, man.)
Don’t stop, turn it up, My girlfriend’s a yandere Wrong choice? who asked you? I’m gonna survive this game. Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die (Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)
Don’t stop, turn it up, My girlfriend’s a yandere Wrong choice? who asked you? I’m gonna survive this game. Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die (Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)
Don’t got a care in the world, but got plenty of bombs, And a homicidal five year old is after my mom. (Onee-chan, let’s play!) And now the lolita was stabbed right in her goddamn eye, But it’s all cool because eyepatches attract lots of guys. (What was that?)
I’m talkin’ bout Fourth telling lots of lies, lies Twelfth seems like a pretty cool guy, guy. My mom is pretty fly, fly. Now, now, my teacher is a serial murderer This loli Indian’s name is Murmur, (NANO JA) My dad is kind of a douuuchebaaaagggg (LATER, FUCKERS!)
Don’t stop, turn it up, My girlfriend’s a yandere Wrong choice? who asked you? I’m gonna survive this game. Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die (Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)
Don’t stop, turn it up, My girlfriend’s a yandere Wrong choice? who asked you? I’m gonna survive this game. Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die (Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)
(DEUS!) You set me up, this game is fucked, I just wanna go see the stars You set me up, this game is fucked, I just wanna go see the stars You set me up, this game is fucked, I just wanna go see the stars You set me up, you set me up, you set me up!
Now the game, it don’t start till I walk in.
Don’t stop, turn it up, My girlfriend’s a yandere Wrong choice? who asked you? I’m gonna survive this game. Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die (Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)
Don’t stop, turn it up, My girlfriend’s a yandere Wrong choice? who asked you? I’m gonna survive this game. Be nice, or I’ll cry, and you’ll inevitably die (Yuno-oh-oh-OH~ Yuno-oh-oh-OH~)
(On July 28th, you and I will have a happy end, Yukki!)