We're a happy family We're a happy family We're a happy family Me mom and daddy Sitting here in Queens Eating refried beans We're in all magazines Gulpin' down thorazines We ain't got no friends Our troubles never end No Сhristmas cards to send Daddy likes men Daddy's telling lies Baby's eating flies Mommy's on pills Baby's got the chills I'm friends with the president I'm friends with the pope We're all making a fortune Selling daddy's dope