She's got the peace sign button on her lapel She's got the coexist sticker on her hybrid car Talking Palestinian oppression in the Middle East And I like where this is going But then she tells me I should be forced to buy health insurance Like CIGNA ain't got enough money already She's got the proverbial gun literally aimed at my chest And when I balk, the conversation is over
I say I am an anarcho-capitalist You're a left leaning liberal I adhere to the non-aggression principle While you stand in line at the movies to see Michael Moore
And then this guy, he's pissed off about the bailout He's afraid that the government's going to take all his guns He's extremely upset about taxes And I like where this is going But then he's railing about Islamo-Fascists "Forget about due process, suspend habeas corpus, Nuke the sons of bitches now, ask questions later" And when I balk, the conversation is over
I say I am an anarcho-capitalist You're a neo-conservative I adhere to the non-aggression principle While you repeat whatever you heard on Talk Radio
Now there's a band on stage screaming about anarchy They got the guitars up loud and the beats real fast Sticking a middle finger up to authority, And I like where this is going But then I delve deeper into their philosophy They're talking egalitarian communes and animal rights No system of arbitration or division of labor No law and order -- no property rights
Because if we never used money and only bartered And if we relegate ourselves to a loose tribal order And if no one worked for anybody else If the state would just abolish itself,
Because we're too busy looking cool to bother If we all just sat around everyday smoking weed If punk rock became all acoustic Due to the shutting down of the electric company
And if our dread locks finally grew together, Into one giant hairball of unity Then we'll have finally achieved egalitarian society Think of it as going camping - only forever... no thanks.
I am an anarcho-capitalist You're a socio-anarchist I adhere to the non-aggression principle Your smell adheres to everything in 20ft radius