There goes the Flag Pole! I gotta reach the goal! And now my Heart's racing While chasing That Flag Pole troll!
You can run but you can't hide! Cause I'll still slide down your slip'ry side! So kiss your White slender Rear end Goodbye!
Over! Under! I'm on your trail! Tripping! Falling! So much epic fail!
I hope… You like Sharpened claws down your spine! You… Can kiss My big brick-clad behind!
Run! Run! You stupid Pole! (You'd better hurry! I'm gone!) I'll tear you a new hole! (I'd better scurry… So long!) You'd better Run faster! (I'm over here now!) You dastard- (I'm off the port bow!) -ly sack of bull! (I'm trolling your whole song!)
I'm gonna tear your flag to
Bits with my sharpened claws! (All right then,) It's time to face ME, your final boss! (And when I do, I will de-) -Feat you And beat you To pulp!
Let's have a Showdown, just you and I! (-You've got crazy eyes…) Time for our Throwdown! Prepare to die! (-I'm not scared to die!) You'd better Keep praying… (Let's go!) Your slaying (Come at me bro!) Is finally nigh! (Now I'm bored. Let's move things forward-)
And once I leap down onto your head… I'll break your neck, lest you're not yet dead!