It's not easy being a brony, Both my parents and my friends don't understand... They say ponies aren't for boys, That I shouldn't buy these toys, That I need to toughen up and be a man...
It's not easy being a brony, but especially a brony who's a girl. The attention's all on guys- Why can no one realize that there are Pegasisters all around the world!
I can't make it to the meetups- or contribute brony art- I'm straight but my family thinks I'm gay.... I'd buy shirts but I'm too cheap- I'm seeing rainbows in my sleep- And I can't pull off a Pinkie Pie cosplay!
Why can't I hug Fluttershy-? 'My Little Dashie' made me cry- When will pony clothes come in my size?
I don't see what all the fuss is, I just watch it for the plot! Every week, I get trolled by Tara Strong... All my feelings are conflicting over Lyra/Bon-Bon shipping! iTunes, y u no have any pony songs?!
I'll always love the show I choose, despite the stories on Fox news. I'm Twilightlicious, And I love Derpy Hooves!
Life can be hard for a brony, But our show's the very best you'll ever see! And the world will soon discover a great show that's like no other, Join the herd! Watch M-L-P!