SCOUT: Hey Medic Don't go Please, my health bar's pretty low
MEDIC: Look, the Heavy needs my help I'm a busy man, you know
SCOUT: Come on, show me some compassion Forget the status quo
MEDIC: Sorry, Medics don't heal Scouts
SCOUT: Hey, c mon, Doc, I m dying here
MEDIC: Clearly...
SCOUT: Wait, Doc, I'm in pain Any moment, I'll be slain There's a bullet in my chest
MEDIC: And a screw loose in your ain
SCOUT: Oh, the lights are fading quickly
MEDIC: This is only just a sprain. That's why Medics don't heal Scouts
SCOUT: Uh, I also got stabbed in the ankle
MEDIC: Go find a Health Kit.
SCOUT: I'm begging on my knees here Cause it hurts too much to stand I'm the fastest friggin' member of your team
MEDIC: True, but You're also pretty puny, with the IQ of a crayon, And you have the most unhealthy self esteem
SCOUT: That's not true I think I'm AWESOME Doc, give me one chance Yes, I know your friggin' stance But my heart's starting to fail me, and I think I crapped my pants You can stitch me, saw me, sew me Embed friggin' dove implants