If you can't buy groceries this week 'Cause you put your check down on a big screen You ain't right
And you're thirty without a job And you're still livin' with your mom You ain't right
You go to your great uncle's wake And you leave there with a hot date Find a deer on the side of the road Check his pulse and then you take him home
If you gotta leave early from the bar 'Cause your kids are waitin' out in the car You ain't right
You ain't right, to say the least you're different A couple quarts shy and a few screws missin' Bless your heart, look around We're all an ounce or two short of a pound
Lord knows you're not alone We're all a little wrong But you ain't right
If your truck costs more than your house Your girlfriend don't know about your spouse You ain't right
Or if you're past old enough to drive And still strugglin' through junior high You ain't right
Hey, if your wife's home mowin' the lawn While you're fishin' all weekend long Or you show up late for church Smellin' like beer on a wife beater shirt
And when the offering plate comes by You put in a ten and take back a five You ain't right
Son, you ain't right, to say the least you're different A couple quarts shy and a few screws missin' Bless your heart, look around We're all an ounce or two short of a pound
Lord knows you're not alone We're all a little wrong But you ain't right
Hey, you ain't right, to say the least you're different A couple quarts shy and a few screws missin' Bless your heart, look around We're all an ounce or two short of a pound
Lord knows you're not alone We're all a little wrong But you ain't right
Son, your lights maybe on But you're not always at home And we're all a little wrong But you ain't right.
Songwriters Lovelace, Kelley / Owens, Tim / O'Donnell, Phil