[Verse 1: Rawbito - Veigar] My equilibrium manifested from a lyricism Not a lot of mages can handle what I been brewing for 'em Hop on the forum, discuss how you idolize 'em Look out for my sillhouette that's against the stunning horizen Please, beg to the Cosmos, my Wanda Turn a fire lizard into a blazing Shyvana You thought it was intricate how they sullied my honor The solution, dark matter penetrates your armor Flash, Blast Ashe dissapear, melt her faster as her ice, you contest Give you the D and call it baleful strike You a pest I'm dark magician dissapear with the smoke I got a short fuse, wait a second bitch Is that a short joke?
[Verse 2: Badministrator - Rumble] Might be a little guy, but I'm fully mechanized Every heavy gets a harpoon in the ass, electrified You cockroaches know I'm 'bout to blow a flamethrower Down your throat, and burn you inside out like an insecticide It's Bandle City pride, little guys, big stones I'm Kenny Lovins bitches, welcome to the danger zone Game changer here to endanger those major foes and make paper So better stay back a bit until laning phase is closed You know I dunk hard parts from the junkyard Tiny titan, equalizing fights with my trump card Burn scars cover every champ that I meet Now I feel like it's time for a Bandle City beatdown!
[Hook] Wave Bandle City bye Livin' in a Yordle's Paridise We're all less than 3 feet high Livin' in a Yordle's Paridise Pretty girls and fuzzy guys Livin' in a Yordle's Paridise We all come up to your thighs Livin' in a Yordle's Paridise
[Verse 3: Keyori - Tristana] Ap, ad, my explosive shots, dot's corrosive Magic dosage, hocus pocus focus, all your limps exploded Disect you all, my damage is both ways, bisexual I flex you fall, I wreck you all, first blood, bank cheque, recall Ultra quiet riot girl, so small and teeny weeny Is that a rocket in your pocket or you pleased to see me? My rapid fire speeds higher than you try'ta ping Damage dire, wait till I acquire my Blade of the Ruined King Explode your nexus, vandal, too hot to even handle Bandle City leavin' the shitty ads worse than socks and sandels You're tryin' to step up to me, but I'm the one girl platoon You wanna see the fireworks? (Ka boom!)
[Verse 4: Popushi - Lulu] Pleased to meet you, I'm Lulu, let me show you your doom Up we go! Fly to the stars and above with moon Hop on a broom, stick, vroom, flying around me and pix, boom Dust 'em, crush 'em, turn 'em to an animal, no danimals Wild growth to the maximum, faerie power attached to 'em Fastened unto the dragons I'm taming, shaming supports Need more glitter? Why of course You want Pix? I'm not a bore Got my thinking cap while taking naps You're boring, let's explore Mach to the beat of my own accord Whimsy force, check my lore Sharp as swords, I'd like a horse Hec let's race, I'll pick the course (Zippy) I can milk the lane, I ain't no bull Hey let's dance, in a stance of a turtle Gonna get fed until I'm full Yup, that tasted purple!
[Hook] Wave Bandle City bye Livin' in a Yordle's Paridise We're all less than 3 feet high Livin' in a Yordle's Paridise Pretty girls and fuzzy guys Livin' in a Yordle's Paridise We all come up to your thighs Livin' in a Yordle's Paridise
[Verse 5: AntiRivet - Teemo] You can never fully contemplate, the hustle I affilliate I step into the scene, every champ I will humiliate Be they a Garen, or a Skarner, or Draven A dose of toxic medicine will leave you looking dumb and faded You're in my jungle, now that's a horrible error Cause when my shrooms busts in ya face, you know you feelin' the terror Eve