Well a woman I love is named Ramona She kinda looks like Tempest Storm And she can dance like little Egypt She works down at the snake farm
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Snake Farm – it just sounds nasty Snake Farm – well it pretty much is Snake Farm – it's a reptile house Snake Farm – Uuuggghhhhh......
Well Ramona's got a keen sense of humor She got a tattoo down her arm It's of a python eatin' a little mouse Wearin' a sailor hat that says snake farm
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I asked Ramona how come she works there She says it's got it's charms Nothing to do in the winter Now and then some kid gets bit at the snake farm
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Well Ramona likes her malt liquor And a band from Wales thats called The Alarm She said she cried when they broke up She still plays their records at the snake farm
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Sometimes Ramona calls me up And says come on down here, it's getting warm She runs everybody off And we...you know...it's a snake farm