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• March 14th Steak and blowjob day!

Good morning, buttercup
Time to get up
And buy me some beef
My calendar says March 14
So besides fresh protein
I’ll also need some oral relief
What a momentous day for all mankind
Cause unlike Christmas and Valentines
Today the guy gets his way
From Bangladesh to Norway
Liechtenstein to the Uruguay
It’s steak and BJ Day!
Now vous allez to the boucherie
And choose a juicy cut for me
And to you, baby, I pledge
While you are away I’ll think of you
In the shower with you shampoo
Scrubbing up my meat and two veg
T–bone, sirloin, strip or chuck
While I’m chewing, you suck!
And don’t try none of that foreplay
Souse–vide, sauté, Aberdeen, charolais
Hooray!
It’s steak and BJ Day!
Oh, men is been eating animals
Since the dawn of time
Yet can’t recall when you last served me bovine
By nature you are homemaker
And I am carnivore
So quit your bitching, and get in that kitchen
You are dirty vegan whore!
All year long you use your mouth
Just to emasculate and disagree
But God didn’t give me a penis
Just to masturbate and pee
Call me old fashioned
But if you really love you guy
You’ll get on your knees, make my dick sneeze
And let me finish in your eye!
I don’t want roses, cards or candy
Hershey highway or a handy
No!
Not even your flapper pie!
I have only got two basic needs
And even if your beaver bleeds
You still can satisfy!
Marinated, rubbed and marbled
Copulated, gagged and gargled
Kneel!
Let us pray!
That all the gals in the world today
Are gonna swallow some DNA
Cause it’s steak and BJ Day!
Oh I gonna get my way
Even if I gotta pay
Cause it’s steak and BJ Day!
Yeah I wanna steak
And it ain`t too much to ask
And a Kazoo in the ass!
BJ!!!
And that don’t mean you are gay

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