How 'bout a bottle of beer, bartender? Beer Bottle Betty's so sweet an' slender. Beer Bottle Betty bring around down here, 'Cause I'm gonna drink me a thousand beers!
She's got a bottle of beer in every pocket in her pants. Four more in her belt, and four in both hands. Beer Bottle Betty, set 'em up right here, 'Cause I'm gonna drink me a thousand beers Yes I'm gonna drink me a thousand beers.
She can deep-throat a long-neck bottle of brew. And that ain't all Beer Bottle Betty can do. She put a bottle in her briches, said "Wait and see!" Hell yeah, Beer Bottle Betty wants to bet me- And I just drank me a thousand beers for free!