I got a dog named dammit don't do a damn thing bark real loud try to look real mean i don't know why she gotta act that way she don't ever do a damn thing I say.
I say sit down dammit well i say lay down dammit well i say roll over dammit i've got a good bone for you
well every night it's time to go to bed well dammit decides to go and play dead tell me what this is all about [all i am is?] in the dog house
I say sit down dammit well i say lay down dammit well i say roll over dammit i've got a good bone for you
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I'm as nice as I can be but dammit walks all over me i say it's time to start [taking jars?] [butt jew?] like the dirty dog you are (yeah you little bitch, ya)
I got a dog named dammit [but he doesn't walk?] don't pay attention to me at all [flip it up?] dammit what i say you're gonna start doin' things my way
I say sit down dammit well i say lay down dammit well i say roll over dammit i've got a good bone for you
i say roll over dammit i've got a good bone for you
well i say sit down dammit lay down dammit roll over dammit shut up dammit [don't pay that?] dammit i've got a good bone for you (yeah you little bitch)