Well i love liquor and i love little ladies They both been the ruin to me They just ain't nothing nicer then a cold budwiser And woman in some wore out jeans Well i've been thinking about my women and my drinkin Nothing makes me feel more fine Then getting drunk and laid by a cute barmaid In the parking lot at closing time
There's nothing like a can of beer In my hand to make me feel 10 feet tall And there's nothing like a muffin On a good lookin woman when we're both full of alcohol Pretty babydoll i like laughin and singin and smokin and drinkin Women and havin a ball But if it's better then cold beer and hot pussy It'll Probably Kill Us All