Well I gotta fine lookin' woman that I just found Who's married to the wealthiest man in town And she tells me everytime he aint' around
That tonight he's drunk as a skunk and so swank he pub With all his asshole buddies from the country club And he left her at home alone
So right now I got her pinned down
I've got my nutsack bouncin' up and down up on my butt crack Pickin' up her old man's slack Doin' shit to her that he aint able to do I drank a six pack before I got her in the sack Now I've got her pinned down on her back With her feet in her face and she'll stay that way For at least another hour or two
See a while ago I got a call on telephone A woman's voice said: "Hey my old man aint' home Can you make it out my way cuz' I'd shure love to fool around" She said: "I gott ya' six cold pap blue ribbons for free If you just come and do some dirty pretty work on me." So I jumped in my truck and hauled ass up town
And right now I got her pinned down
I've got my nutsack bouncin' up and down up on my butt crack Pickin' up her old man's slack Doin' shit to her that he aint able to do I drank a six pack before I got her in the sack Now I've got her pinned down on her back With her feet in her face and she'll stay that way For at least another hour or two
Well her telephone rang about a quarter to three He said: "Honey you don't need to wait up for me, Cuz' me and the fella's are gonna have a few more rounds." Then she grinned and said: "A few more rounds sounds alright." Then she winked at me at told him goodnight. Then she hung up the phone and she said its on!
So once again I got her pinned down
I've got my nutsack bouncin' up and down up on my butt crack Pickin' up her old man's slack Doin' shit to her that he aint able to do I drank a six pack before I got her in the sack Now I've got her pinned down on her back With her feet in her face and she'll stay that way For at least another hour or two
Yeah I got his old lady pinned down And I'm goin' to town And he don't even have a clue