I was eating a mexican place with Some friend and we were fixin' to go When i saw a girl i used to know Who did me wrong not long ago All at once i had a mean idea I look at my buddies and smiled I said let's sit back down And have a few more rounds And stay for just a little while Every time i eat foreign food It really tears my stomach up So im gonna sit right here and drink beer Until i have to take me a big ol' dump I'll push her off of her bar stool And as soon as she hit's the ground Im gonna stand right over her and pull my pants down
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you That's what i'll do Im gonna sit on you and shit on you I'll take a big fat shit on you
I'll admit that was one good shit All runny cuz i had the squirts She was covered in turds And nobody said a word As i wiped my ass on her shirt I pulled my pants up everyone was in shock Nobody did or said a thing Then me and my buddies headed out the door We just laughed and sang
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you That's what i'll do Im gonna sit on you and shit on you I'll take a big fat shit on you
So woman if treatin me like shit Is what you think you'll do Then think of my nasty rottin ass returnin the favour to you
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you That's what i'll do Im gonna sit on you and shit on you I'll take a big fat shit on you