Do you want to come to a party my friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30 this things at a frat house but the people are cool there reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there would be someone there who would catch my attention I wasn't out looking for love or affection so I paid my 3 and the girls got in free shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party
And then in the backyard some terrible ska band someone in the background was doing a keg stand this place is so lame all these girls look the same all these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed in my bed back at home watching TV alone where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone far from people I hate down from anywhere state trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party
And then I saw her standing there with green eyes and long blond hair she wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that she might be the one maybe we'd have some fun maybe we'd watch the sun rise but that night I learned some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress with those things on their chests and the things they suggest to me