First off I dont know why i call you a friend Your girlfriends fat did i mention? Youre head over heals for that whale The second that phone rings fuckin BAIL Second that phone rings fuckin BAIL I tried having faith in you You let me down through and through Your friends think youre a joke Too much fat in your head theres no hope NO HOPE Every day I get these excuses I cant make it ive got bills to pay My bitch is hungry I need to feed her Its the truth and the truth fucking hurts I know youre ugly and you cant get girls You know theres hippos not just whales in this world