Christmas time is here I bet you never saw it coming All the holidays are here Is it everything you want it to be? And you can buy me all the presents in the universe Don't wait around for me underneath the mistletoe tonight I really had it with all your contradictions I'm really hoping that snow will fall this year Lock you in your house and bury all your loved ones I'll be fine as long as you're not near
Christmas seemed so far away I feel so lucky to have you I am feeling lucky to lose you
Christmas time is here Guess I never saw it coming And all your Christmas cheer is everything I'm running from I hope your car hits ice on the ride home You're going to be alone (haha loser) I've really had it with everything you asked for So consider your wish list ripped There is nothing under the tree for you 'Cause Santa knows that you suck too
Christmas seemed so far away I feel so lucky to have you I am feeling lucky to lose you
"Hey! Whats up? Uhh, its Evan, from Red Car Wire. Listen, uhh, while I got you here, I need to talk to you about something. Uh, I was gonna, I was going to tell you at Thanksgiving, but, just with all the family around and your parents and my parents and stuff, I didn't wanna, I didn't want to get into it. You really, ehh, aww naw crap, how do I say this? Ehh, okay, one two three, I'm going to say it, okay? Okay. One, two, three. You really need to get tested. I.... I did some things I'm not proud of. I did some things you wouldn't be proud of. Believe me. But, I just think, that it's for the best if, that I don't think we should be together anymore, uh, ever. I love you, and Merry Christmas. Umm Dad?"
Christmas seemed so far away I feel so lucky to have you I am feeling lucky to lose you
Christmas seemed so far away And I feel so lucky, feel so lucky, feel so lucky to have you, NOT!