Kobe Bryant(from new album Dr. Johnny Skinz's Disproportionately Rambunctious Polar Express Machine-Head)
L.A. Lakers fast break makers Kings of the court shake and bake all takers Back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains in tact
M-A-G-I-C See you on the court Buck has come to play his way and his way is to thwart M-A-G-I-C Magic of the Buck Other teams pray for dreams But he don't give a fuck
Penetrating the lane like a bullet train Comes the magic blood a telepathic brain Knucklehead suckers better duck When the Buck comes through like a truck
Scott stops pops and drops it in On his way back gets a little skin From the hand of a man named A.C. Green Slam so hard break your TV screen
Worthy's hot with his tomahawk Take it to the hole make your mamma talk I hate to burst your bubble but triple double trouble Is coming to your town and he's going to make rubble
L.A. Lakers fast break makers Kings of the court shake and bake all takers Back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains intact
M-A-G-I-C I see you in purple and gold You can swim, but you won't get far so you might as well go home M-A-G-I-C In Buck we trust Restoring order to the court and justice is a must
Lakers are the team that I watch on the telly 'Cause they've got more moves Than a bowl of jelly
The Buck stops here - pops - then cheers A roar through the forum That deafens my ears The one and only know of his kind Sits in a throne Not for the records that he holds But for being bald and bold Kareem Abdul Jabbar All time great super super star I hate to burst your bubble But triple double trouble Is coming to your town And he's gonna make rubble
Does anybody want some Magic Johnson? Does anybody want some Magic Johnson? Does anybody want some Magic Johnson? Does anybody want some Magic Johnson?
L.A. Lakers fast break makers Kings of the court shake and bake all takers Back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains intact
Music & Lyrics - Anthony Kiedis/John Frusciante/Michael Balzary/Chad Smith