Flashin’ lots of cash and spendin’ lots-o-loot He’s sitting at the bar – then he’s sittin’ at the booth Across the dance floor he does scoot He’s the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
The caboose that could he goes toot toot Been known to gag and sometimes puke A very good friend of Granny Goose He’s the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
Skinny sweaty man in the green suit
He’s half man and half cartoon But good buddy don’t be confused He’s full blooded looney tune He’s the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
Face to face with the man in the moon His family doctor is Doctor Seuss If you catch him in your soup please don't shoot He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
Skinny sweaty man in the green suit
He was new in town A free wheelin’ clown A very funny young duke Hangin’ under the roof Of a place in time United sound
He’ll play a little guitar sing a few blues He’s the kind-a-guy that you can’t refuse Despite the fact that he’s no brute He’s the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
Strike the magic groove make him jerk and move Like an eight legged freak in snake skin boots Coming soon to a theatre near you He’s the skinny sweaty man in the green suit