Red Light Bandits - I'm in love with Sarah Michelle Gellar | Текст песни

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• I'm in love with Sarah Michelle Gellar

Well Reese Witherspoon she's pretty fine
and Christina Ricci's tits could be mine
but it don't matter what you say
'cause I love Sarah Michelle
and if she'd go out with me that'd be swell

Well Denise Richards, she's pretty hot
and good looks are what Natalie Portman's got
but it don't matter what you think
'cause Sarah's the one for me
I watch her every night on my TV

'cause I'm in love with Sarah Michelle,
She's that girl who slays so well
All you other girls who want a slice,
you're just gonna have to wait 'cause Sarah's so nice.

Jen Love Hewitt passed almost all my tests
but the difference is Sarah Michelle's got real breasts
and while I'd probably schtup 'em both,
if the choice was up to me
I'd take Sarah 'cause I like authenticity.

'cause I'm in love with Sarah Michelle,
She's that girl who slays so well
All you other girls who want a slice,
you're just gonna have to wait 'cause Sarah's so nice.

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