Red Riding Hood - Unicorn [Demo] | Текст песни

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• Red Riding Hood
• Unicorn [Demo]

Oh I want to have a pink unicorn
And I feel a princess like
But I watch the hardest porn
All my friends call me crazy Mike

I collect all cans that I've ever drunk
I like to scratch my balls when I watch TV show
But more I like to be as a movie star
Wearing princess' skirt and moving slow

I know that one day my dream turns to real
This day is coming, this day is near

Oh I want to have a pink unicorn
And I feel a princess like
But I watch the hardest porn
All my friends call me crazy Mike

If I watch the movies — that's only hardest genre
With dildo from the elven glass and pretty naked orcs
The only thing can tell to me to turn another chanel
The Unicorn and Princess are metting brother fox

I know that one day my dream turns to real
This day is coming, this day is near

Oh I want to have a pink unicorn
And I feel a princess like
But I watch the hardest porn
All my friends call me crazy Mike

Today my birthday party
I'm waiting for the guests
They do know my wishes
They even know the next

Guests alredy here
The party's turning on
But I have a question
WEARE'S MY UNICORN?!

Oh I want to have a pink unicorn
And I feel a princess like
But i watch the hardest porn
All my friends call me crazy Mike