I'm like "Ruhh!! Ruhh!!" like I have cerebral palsy My flows bees wet like all you girls drawers be crack the Phills, spread the buddah, then the hiddash, roll it up and then ask, "Who chipped in for the 10 bag?" Etcetera, I roll my blunts with two textures, pick up 50 bags and then I smoke all the extras It's the truth, like funk 180-proof Don't drop your drawers, I'll fuck through your daisy-dukes (true!) Put your fingers up in the air if your high (high) I walk by (by), so F a drive (by) I swing up in it, 'bout as average as half as good as Reggie Jackson's, that's why you talk backwards and chumps be on some Bogard shit like Humphrey You couldn't beat me if you ran with 21 Jumpstreet, or 90210, fuck it yo; In the movies, I'm the nigga puffin' buddah in the back row
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(I can't wait to get it on...)
Verse Two:
I'm just a smoky boy, I'm from the Land of the Lost, you can't see me like Charlie's Angels' boss, I'm often coolin' round the bliddocks I rock round the cliddocks My gliddock cocked from here to 16 & Lennox Ask Roger Thomas if I'm gettin' scopic I was milk like two tits, but now I'm butter like Blue Bonnet Now who got the funk?! (We got the funk!) A yo, well I got the weed! (We got the blunt!) I never sniff, I used to pump buddahs in the jam, back in '88 when it was 20s in a gram (rizzam) You couldn't read me in braille, hell, I write my names on walls and smoke spots when I'm by an el The fly guy with Force like Luke Sky' Down for a moise trois, bitch if you're fly The funkadelic, been rockin' mics since the fourth grade I Terminate like X and I Terminate like Schwarzenegg' (Dum-ti-dum) Rock like Buju Banton Soup like wonton, funk by the ton, ja bumps! Please, my whole crew's makin' cheese Tonight's the night baby, so suck up on these! and it's hot!
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Verse Three:
I said I catch the A-train to the left, smoke the chonk I set shit off like Boba Fett Big up to all my niggas in the housing projects I'm runnin' up in your contingents to split your guts (round and round) If you get scared of my lines when I rock well, Got Whits like Pernell, shit's the bomb like Akinyele Rikity-rockit, mine, the best to knock this Waste niggas like toxic, wet like galoshes Can I handle my biz'? (Yes you can!) I cause chaos and bring a lot of Def to Jams Yes I can, now act stupid, I'll pop the trunk! (Cla clunk!) Now gimme a (Babump babump!) Oooh, cool, smooth like two blue suede shoes Y'all faggots slepped on my Huffman and Koos Word to Dan, Tan, Pillow, & Cool B, Switchin' speeds like Bruce Lee ridin' a Fuji in a movie I drop it on the one, fuck the two-three Funky like a box of Coogis on looseleaf
Outro:
Yo yo did you hear that? Yo I be sayin some shit Switchin up speeds, like Bruce Lee ridin a Fuji, in a movie Now if you didn't get it... Laugh now... and figure that shit out when you get home!