There's blood on my hands, and mud on my name My id threw a party and everyone came My innocence ravaged, my virtue devoured I can't count the strangers with whom I have showered
I've taken a life, been stripped to my essence And to think all I wanted was swing dance lessons...
Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane You crumpled me like cellophane You stirred me up like beef chow mein You wreck me, Mary Jane
Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane You conquered me like Charlemagne Pleasure intertwined with pain You wreck me, Mary Jane
Your toxic kisses make my heart race Faster than a cheetah I've been stapled and spindled My willpower's dwindled You melt resistance down like hot Velveeta!
Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane You flush my future down the drain You smeared me like a ketchup stain But I need you, I love you I'm loved by Mary...Lane (Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane) (Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane) Lane...I'm loved by Mary Lane! (Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane)
There's only room for one Mary in my life...Mary Lane! With an L—for love! I love Mary Lane!
(Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane)
Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost nine p.m.!
Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane Two words that fall like gentle rain
Did you take my car?
Touch my hand and kill my pain I love you, Mary Lane
Jimmy, I'm in my nightgown!
You flood my world with all the colors Of the Sunday funnies Innocent splendor Kisses so tender Softer than a pillow stuffed with bunnies!
Bunnies? I don't know what you're talking about, but I like the sound of it!
Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane Will help you sing a new refrain
With you beside we'll start again Just me and Mary
You and Mary
You/Me and Mary Lane!
When life becomes a roller coaster and I can't keep my footing
I'll love you completely
And steady me sweetly Sweet as Shirley Temple dipped in pudding!
Sweet as Shirley Temple pudding!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Mary Lane
Oh, Mary Lane!
Our hearts pound like a diesel train The world may crumble, we'll remain