Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk in here
Tonight's the night we're gonna get plastered Pissed or maybe we'll get laid, too Booze on your breath always makes girls horny So come on boys, let's chug a few
And if you're coming here Don't forget to have yourself a beer
There's two girls throwin' up in the bathroom A good friend holds your hair back when ya puke Tonight's the night so grab your whatever Lift your something Here's a toast to you
We're all gonna get drunk Oh, we're all gonna get drunk Oh wait, we're already... drunk
(Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No. I've gotta drive all these people home. Have a good time... assholes.) (Hey man, be careful) (Hey! Lemme yell at your face! Cause I love ya! Lemme yell at your face! It'll be funny) (Hey, I don't feel so good) (There is no trash can)