Albany, New York, Knickerbocker Arena January 19th, 1992 Hands down, best royal rumble in the history Nature Boy Rick Flair takes care of (Are you still talking about that royal rumble?) Fuck yes I am! Whoo!
All you little motherfuckers better recognize Floppy Disko's in charge Super badass he tippin out classy Makin all the ladies go large Don't talk to me about all the stupid bullshit you watch on tv I punched a cop at a traffic stop, and didn't call it reality Well I smell bacon, something must be shakin Where you gonna put those leaves you're rakin? Why you fakin? You remember breakin? Yeah I remember breakin (No you don't) Nos and yeses Lucky guesses How you gonna smoke in those fancy dresses? Sky is hazy Feelin lazy Smokin PCP might make me crazy!
(Hey did you just say that you smoked PCP?) What? (Did you just say you smoked PCP?) No I never smoked it, I saw somebody on tv smoke it It's like the same fucking thing
The fuck was that?
Girls from the burbs who sittin on curbs Asking me to buy them beer Lookin for trouble Found it on the double Will you tell me when the coast is clear? Ladies in the city Acting all shitty Thinkin that they're better than me Well you can be on top until we flip-flop And you see what I want you to see, word
I can't give you everything And I'm not even gonna try I'm gonna run away Gonna run away Gonna run away and hide
Ok, hands up, who wants another drink? Ok, hands up, who neeeeeds another drink? (Chicken chicken chicken chicken)
Look at that hot mess Tryin to wear a tight dress Why you tryin towalk in heels? Better get your eyes checked Dissin on a train wreck Takin her home for realllll Go Floppy Disko breakin out the Crisco What you gonna bake today? It's warm and juicy, super nice and loosey Makin all the ladies say
I can't give you everything And I'm not even gonna try I'm gonna run away Gonna run away I'm gonna run away and hide And I won't give you any flowers Unless they already died And if you want all this I'm glad you caught the chance [?] And here's your kiss goodbye La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Yeah we all can go to hell La la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la Yeah we all can go to hell