Hello, hello Calling a Karl Projektorinski to the front Of the cathedral, you have won Dear sir May I congratulate you first? Oh, what an honor
Human! Human of the year! You've won! Human! Human of the year! You've won!
Why are you so scared? You stand there shaking in your pew The icons are whispering to you They're just old men Like on the benches in the park Except their balding spots are Glistening with gold
Human! Human of the year! You've won! Human! Human of the year! You've won! Won On On You have won!
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah
Outside the cars are beepin' Out a song just in your honor And though they do not know it All mankind are now your brothers
And thus the cathedral had spoken Wishing well to all us sinners And, with a sigh, grew silent Till next year's big human winner
Outside the cars were beepin' Out a song just in your honor And though they do not know it All mankind are now your brothers All mankind are now your brothers
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah
Hello, hello Calling a Karl Projektorinski to the front Of the cathedral You have won!