I cut off my hair and went to sleep You were there, in my dream, nursing on a glass teat It was a party, you were sucking liquor On your jacket a VIP sticker It was a party, you were sucking liquor On your jacket a VIP sticker
I peed in my pants and ran down the street Towards Washington Square Park, Where you had been beat up You were wearin' rags, I was wearing pointe shoes I tried to lay next to you but you hit the snooze The definition of A crazy person is Someone that does the same things Over and over again while expecting new results I cut off my tongue - you started to kiss me Blood trickled down - don't you ever miss me? Don't you ever miss me? Don't you ever miss meat? Don't you ever mince meat?
I called up my momma but I couldn't be sweet So I escaped through the window on a rope made of sheets Got bitten by a squirrel and stepped on a syringe The view of Manhattan from GW Bridge You said, "Honey?" I said, "Baby?" You said, "Funny" I said, "Maybe" You says, "Hi honey" I says, "Hey baby" You asked, "Was it funny?" And I said, "Well maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe"
I cut off my hair and went to sleep You were there, in my dreams nursing on a glass teat I cut off my hair and went to sleep You were there, in my dreams nursing on a glass teat The definition of A crazy person is It was a party, you were sucking liquor On your jacket a VIP sticker It was a party, you were sucking liquor On your jacket a VIP UH On your jacket a VIP UH On your jacket a VIP UH On your jacket a VIP