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I know I say I'll go away But then I don't, I come right back And walk right smack into your lips And turn all black and blue And though I've seen the light so many times before I've also figured out the light is just a switch That I can turn on, I can turn off Please, oh, please Oh, when it's off You cannot see, you cannot hear Even in your ear, saying Yo, girl Don't make me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt and smack you upside the head Yo, girl Don't make me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt and smack you right-side-up...
... -side down, a frown becomes a smile And so he thinks I take it with a smile Double upside down a frown remains a frown Too bad he never checks the double upside down When I'm doubled up on the floor And I see a double him Giving me a double wham-bam Yo, girl, don't make me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt and smack you upside the head Oh, yo, girl Don't make me take off my belt Don't take me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt and smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack...
Chicken soup, mashed potatoes, gravy Orange juice, milkshakes, pudding Oatmeal, soft-served ice cream Ain't it good that there's soft food 'Cause I couldn't eat very much else right now They ask me how Well, haha, I fell down some stairs Yeah, haha, I bumped into a door Oh, I'm such a klutz I say that very same thing to myself All the time, All the time I say, yo, girl Can't you watch where you are? You don't watch where the hell you're going You're gonna get yourself killed You know, hey, girl Can't you watch where you are? You're gonna get yourself killed You're gonna get yourself killed You're gonna get yourself...
I know I say I'll go away But then I don't, I come right back And walk right smack into your lips And turn all black and blue And though I've seen the light so many times before I've also figured out the light is just a switch That I can turn on, I can turn off Please, oh, please Oh, when it's off, you cannot see shit, you cannot hear shit Even in your ear, saying Yo, girl Don't make me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt and smack you upside the head Aw, yo, girl Don't make me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt and smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack...