Verse 1 Cause I'm a bachelor So Fuck attachin a label to life we're living and imagine a future where we won't be living in the past I'll be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula so if you're bragging then you can forget it And if it thunders and if it rains and pours, let it And in the morning then it'll hit you that George said it They gave him a fuck, he returned it for store credit but don't be sore yet If you got a score, settle it cause it's more pleasure with Fun before etiquette Get up on the table and pour your drinks get it, but don't be boneheaded it's for your own benefit I'll be getting open and seeking my seventh heaven irreverent, while you be seeking a reverend or Pope Benedict you got a stick where the sun don't shine? well that's fine But remember that
Verse 2 all I wanna do is get my mind right if I'm looking at tomorrow check my eyesight all i'm gonna focus on's this fine night cause all I know this life is finite never neverland isn't more than a legend and so I gotta be digging the present session and getting this wedging myself up into the wettest crevices, effortless grabbing a piece of the flesh, if you love it then why fight some people slower than a nineties modem wanna see the nips, it's a while to loadem if life is a woman she's got some epic titties and I wanna get up in it and live it and motorboatem Cause I wanna see the cool and the classy And I wanna see the cruel and the nasty Cause if it's real shit Lemme feel it And if you can't deal