MICHAEL Hi, Andy. Thanks for joining us. Do you wanna ... you wanna sing a song together
ANDY Sure! Is it a sweet song
MICHAEL Yeah, it's real sweet.
ANDY O.K.!
[They laugh.]
MICHAEL In this friendly, friendly world With each day so full of joy Why should any heart be lonely
ANDY My turn! In this friendly, friendly world With each night so full of dreams Why should any heart be afraid
The world is ...
MICHAEL ANDY ... such a wonderful place To wander through When you've got someone you love
MICHAEL To wander along with you
ANDY O.K., now take every second word! With ... MICHAEL ... the ... ANDY ... sky ... MICHAEL ... so ... ANDY ... full ... MICHAEL ... of ... ANDY ... stars
MICHAEL And ... ANDY ... the ... MICHAEL ... river ... ANDY ... so ... MICHAEL ... full ... ANDY ... of ... MICHAEL ... song, Every ...
ANDY ... heart ... MICHAEL ... should ... ANDY ... be ... MICHAEL ... so ... ANDY ... thankful It's a friendly world! Don't you think so, Michael
MICHAEL Yup!
TONY Oh yeah! What's so friendly about it!! This is Tony Clifton, and, and I demand a part in this song! I'm just as big a part of the movie as these guys are! And, and I will not sit back while some sought-after Colonel Kurtz wanna-be, uh, uh has his day in the sun! I think he's enough boring! I think, um, uh-uh, Michael here should, uh sit this one out! At least the next verse, or so!
ANDY Is that O.K., Michael
MICHAEL O.K.
ANDY I don't think you have a choice.
MICHAEL (laughs) O.K.
TONY The world is such a wonderful place Ha! to wander a-through! Ah, when you've got someone you luh-huuuv Ah, to wander along, ah, with yooo-hoooooo! O.K., you go...
MICHAEL With the sky so full of stars ANDY And the river so full of song MICHAEL Welcome back, Andy. Every heart should be ... MICHAEL ANDY ... so thankful
ANDY Thankful for this friendly, friendly world Thank you, Michael!
MICHAEL Thanks, Andy!
ANDY Thank you all for this friendly, friendly world!
TONY Thanks for nothing! K, where's the girls They in a chopper The guy's got a chopper, right