MIMI How long til next year? ROGER Three and a half minutes. . . MIMI I'm giving up my vices I'm going back, back to school Eviction or not This week's be so hot That long as I got you I know I'll be cool I couldn't crack the love code, dear 'Til you made the lock on my heart explode It's gonna be a happy New Year A happy New Year MARK Coast is clear You're supposed to be working That's for midnight Where are they? There isn't much time MIMI Maybe they're dressing I mean what does one wear thats apropos For a party - That's also a crime MAUREEN Chips, anyone? MARK You can take the girl out of Hicksville But you can't take the Hicksville out of the girl MAUREEN My riot got you on TV I deserve a royalty MIMI Be nice you two Or no God awful champagne MAUREEN Don' t mind if I do No luck? ROGER Bolted plywood, padlocked with a chain A total dead end MAUREEN Just like my ex-girlfriend Honey. . .? I know you're there. . . Please pick up the phone Are you okay? It's not funny It's not fair How can I atone? Are you okay? I lose control But I learn to behave Give me one more chance Let me be your slave I'll kiss your Doc Martens Let me kiss your doc Martens Your every wish I will obey JOANNE That might be okay Down girl Heel. . .Stay I did a bit of research With my friends at Legal Aid Technically, you're squatters There's hop But just in case MARK & JOANNE Rope! MARK We can hoist a line-- JOANNE To the fire escape-- MARK And tie off at MARK & JOANNE That bench! MAUREEN I can't take them as chums JOANNE Start hoisting. . .Wench ROGER I think I should be laughing Yet I forget Forget how to begin I'm feeling something inside And yet I still can't decide If I should hide Or make a wide open grin Last week I wanted just to disappear My life was dust But now it just may be a happy New Year A happy New Year COLLINS Bond - James Bond ANGEL And Pussy Galore - in person MIMI Pussy - You came prepared ANGEL I was a boy scout once And a brownie 'Til some brat got scared COLLINS Aha! Moneypenny - My martini! MIMI Will bad champagne do? COLLINS That's shaken - not stirred COLLINS Pussy - The bolts ANGEL Just say the word! MIMI Two minutes left to execute our plan COLLINS Where's everyone else? ROGER Playing Spiderman MARK Ironic close up: Tight on the phone machine's red light Once the boho boys are gone The power mysteriously comes on