Pinkie's in the basement Mixing up the medicine I'm on the pavement Trying to find the Elements The pony with a blue coat Flies in, ticked off, Wants to make it rain boom Soon it's gonna kick off Look out filly The air's gettin chilly Too much winter Better wrap it up again You better head down to Ponyville Looking for some new friends The mare you were thinking you should buy just then Costs five hundred magic gems And you only got ten
Lancie comes fleet foot Face full of black soot Talkin' that the fans put Film on the net but it's bad press anyway Maker says that many flayed A filly in the Derpy fray, Talking on her dA Look out filly You make us look silly Just watch how the road smokes don't make rape jokes don't believe in every hoax and hang around the best folks trust the wheel spokes watch your keystrokes You don't need a windigo to know the way the snow soaks
Get sick get well Everything's a death knell New spell, hard to tell If wings'll grow on you as well Rave train, fan game, Try hard, get banned Thing's canned, new brand Lauren's in to lend a hand Look out filly It's gonna get hilly As users, chasers, Big time losers Flee convention spaces Boys down at Hasbro Starting up a new show Go through your paces Big day at the races
Get born, deform Conform, transform See the show, get blessed Get stressed, try to be a success Please Seth, please fans, make light Don't quit, don't fight Twenty thousand subs'll be enough to make it alright Look out filly Others got here early Just try to write an anthem Know how to brand 'em Make it sound handsome Attention comes at random Don't wanna play their game You should forget 'fame' Your plan won't work Cause the fandom works in tandem