It's not you, it's me And me don't like you It's not you, it's I and I am breaking up with you
You swore up and down the walls That Twilight is is best trilogy of all Some how you got me to agree to dress up like Edward for Halloween (look what you did to him!) And now that I'm coming clean First off, Twilight's a quadrilogy And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy Of removing, A wookie's dingleberries
[Chewbacca impressions]
It's not me, it's you (Even more I think about it) It's definitely you But it might be me Cause me decided to date you
When we went out on our first date You said you don't eat anything with a face Then for the next eighteen months I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that's not sausage) And now that we're parting ways Newsflash, Fish have a face! And unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another fig! Tonight I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig
That's a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy)
It's you, it's you (no doubt about it) It was always totally you But now it's up to me And me is now dumping you