Everyone knows what a hamster does Or do you? They stuff their little cheeks with their food pellets And then poopoo They drink from that water bottle thing over there And they love it They run in circles in a wheel that goes nowhere Or does it??
Hamsters — they got something to hide Hamsters — they got that secret life Let's take a peek inside
Their wheels keep the Earth rotating on its axis Auditing University of Phoenix classes They do it for the knowledge, not the credit Trolling the trolls who troll trolls on reddit Reading off that newspaper lining their cage Caught up on the world's events a few days late Building tiny cities underneath that mulch Where they brainwash guinea pigs that join their cult
Hamsters — they got something to hide Hamsters — they got that secret life
Trading some hard corn on the corn black market Moving your car so you think you forgot where you parked it Playing tiny Call of Duty on a Playstation Its preparation for that tiny invasion Plotting their escape while enjoying origami Flashing hand signals for the hamsterminatti Jaywalking and robbing graves
I'm sure they have pure motives, we just can't understand their ways
Hamsters — they got something to hide Hamsters — they got that secret life Hamsters — every time you look away Hamsters — more than meets the cage