Rhett & Link ft. Bart Baker - The Craigslist Couch Song | Текст песни

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• Rhett & Link ft. Bart Baker
• The Craigslist Couch Song

Mr. Fly has been compromised.
— Mr. Fly is a couch we named it that.
A rat has taken up residence inside.
— It's a long story.
Where does one turn when one needs a new place to sit.
Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think — Craigslist!

Beatrice has been compromised.
— Beatrice is my couch, I named her that.
Now it's red though it once was white.
— I have chronic nosebleeds.
How in the world would one get rid of this?
Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think — Craigslist!

I'm posting an ad..
We're replying to an ad on Craigslist..
— It looks like a real red couch!
Look at this real red couch on Craigslist!
— We gotta snag this couch, man. I'm gonna call him.

— Hello...
— Uh, hello, um, I'm calling —
— You calling about a couch?
— Yeah, I am...
— I knew it, I could smell you from here.
— Uh, okay well um, I just-- I'm interested in it.
— So, just come along then. Bring your roommate and come on by. I'm here waiting for you, boys. You can't see me can you?
— No.
— Okay good, keep it that way until you get here.
— Come right now?
— You better get here real quick. I gotta bathe my mother. Goodbye.

We're buying a sofa.
Yeah, that's what we're gonna do,
But I'm pretty sure we're buying it
From a sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy dude.

— Here we are, we're at the front door, should I knock or should I ring the--
— Ring the doorbell.
— Okay...
— Hey, hey Phillip.
— Uh, I'm not Phillip -
— You smell different when you're awake... You got a real nice forehead...
— Thanks... I mean, I usually cover it up, but -
— Well let me ask you question. I lost my tangerine potato smoothie. Can I check y'all's hairs for it?

We're not buying a sofa.
That's not what we're gonna do,
'Cause he's most definitely
The most sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchiest of dudes!

— Let's get out of here...
— Dolphins are the best food.