Rhett & Link ft. DeStorm Power - The Alien Curse Words Song | Текст песни

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• Rhett & Link ft. DeStorm Power
• The Alien Curse Words Song

Sometimes things happen to me
That make me wanna curse.
Like when I accidentally forget
Where I left my man purse
(Not that I have a man purse).

But I would prefer not to offend
Fellow humans 'cause I am one.
If there was only cursing terminology
That seemed appropriate in all situaitions...

Hey guys, guess what?

What?

Yo, I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto.
These aliens attacked, I coulda sworn they known judo.
I made it out alive with a gift to humanity.
To my surprise it was a satchel of profanity.

Peep game, it was words like...

Boomshkie
(They said that)
Snigglesnoorp
Swaqqafuffle
Imzow
Zilkrek
Glepoosh
Dartafus
(So offensive)
Dubopshazinski
(Wow)
Frozen cherries
Flingpoot
Waflank
Derbragel
Blarferlnoggle
(And then they had the nerve to say)
Florplestompkin

So I called NASA and I got outta there.
Yup.