So you've saved a little room for dessert (yeah) Not really but a little dessert won't hurt (nah) But wouldn't you know a bogo promo (oh) On double mint chocolate chip cookie dough (oh) Before your mom pulls the car around (yeah) You already popped the lid and scarfed it down (mmm) Pace yourself, brother Your mouth's writing checks that it's roof can't cover
You're gonna get an ice cream headache ow You're gonna freeze your brain No way to ease the pain You're gonna have to wait it out You've got a ice cream headache now You're the one to blame So you can't complain You ate it like a Grizzly downin' a rainbow trout He's really riving it on that trout
You look like you've been kicked in the balls (oaahh) But that ain't happening at all (nah) Let me simplify things for ya You see your Trigeminal Nerve is causing sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.
A.K.A. an ice cream headache ow You're gonna freeze your brain No way to ease the pain You're gonna have to wait it out You've got a ice cream headache now You're the one to blame So you can't complain You ate it like a screech owl pecking the life out of a mouse Like a pack of dingos tearing up a dairy cow I bet you wish you were lactose intolerant now