Rhett & Link ft. Tay Zonday - The Instagram Song | Текст песни

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• Rhett & Link ft. Tay Zonday
• The Instagram Song

Is it dandruff or parmesan?
Your guess is as good as mine
'Cause you can't zoom in on Instagram

Is that a tabby cat or a marmoset?
I'm not quite willing to bet
'Cause you can't zoom in on Instagram

And even though I know you can't do it
— It's just not a capability of the platform.
That doesn't stop me from trying to zoom it

No, you can't zoom in when Instagram'n
Your reverse pinchin' won't do nothing
— What do you think this is, Facebook?
Except in the end when you accidently
End up double clickin' and likin'

— Your bosses wife's skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo.
— You gonna get fired.
— Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's workout pics.
— You gonna get beat up.
— A clydesdale relieving himself.

Is that a Frito or a fingernail?
Katty Perry of Zoe Deschanel?
Is that a booger or a nose ring?
An evil space monkey or just a monkey?
Is that salad in her teeth or a diastema?
Is that a sharpei or just my grandma?
Is that a brown bear of my dad's back?
A bent arm of a butt crack?

And even though I know you can't do it
— Well technically you can override it in your accessabillity settings.
That doesn't stop me from trying to zoom it

No, you can't zoom in when Instagram'n
Your reverse pinchin' won't do nothing
— What do you think this is, any other photo app?
Except in the end when you accidently
End up double clickin' and likin'

— Your crazy uncle's unintentionally sexist inspirational text post.
— That's bad.
— Your gym teacher's homemade smoked sausage hashtag \"grillin' life\" hashtag \"sausage\".
— Inappropriate.
— Another clydesdale relieving himself. What's your deal with clydesdales?

I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in).

I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (on Instagram)

I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)

I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (on Instagram)

I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)

I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (on Instagram)
(One more time Tay)

I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)

I can't get big on Instagram (on Instagram)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics