Rhett & Link - I'm On Vacation (Song) | Текст песни

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• Rhett & Link
• I'm On Vacation (Song)

Touchdown! Oh, this was your thing.
Oh! Guys, I’m really sorry about that.
You know what? Don’t worry about it.
Yeah.

Everything's okay
'Cause I'm on vacation
We spent 14 hours on that sandcastle
Everything is great 'cause I'm on vacation
At least we're not back at our jobs
Which is at an ice cream sandwich factory

We need it, we on it
Vacation, we on it
Surf, beach, palm trees
Got no worries
Typically, I ride a bike by myself
But I'm on vacation
I'm gonna ride with someone else

Yeah, we rented a double bike
Two men on a double bike
I've always wondered what a double bike ride feels like
I thinks there's something in my eye
But it's okay 'cause I'm still on vacation

I left my fashion sense at home
It's time to get our airbrush T-Shirt on
I'm willing to pay anything he wants me to pay
'Cause he can make a Shirt say anything that I want it to say

Birthday Girl, 1st Cousin
Buckwild, Dustin
I love Dolphins, Teen Mom
Dog Person, Steve Jobs
Uh, you got a little something on your face
I know

But it's still okay
'Cause I'm on vacation
I think he misspelled the word vacation, but that's cool
Everything is great 'cause I'm on vacation
Making ice cream sandwiches is not as fun as it sounds
It's cold up in here
And every ice cream sandwich has to be perfect
That one's upside-down

On vacay I spend cake on figurines and keepsakes
This decorative plate (I'ma use that)
This sand dollar (I need that)
This snow globe (I'ma use that)
This ink pen (Did you see that?)

I can't see at all
But I'm still on vacation
I don't eat fudge much in my daily routine
But on vacation I judge fudge and become a fudge fiend

I think I love fudge
I think I'm feeling queasy
I think this fudge has been drugged
Who would do such a thing?

Turns out these ladies are really running this boutique
As a front for an identity theft ring
And now they're dragging our limp bodies straight up out of this lobby
Into the back where they're gonna steal everything

But it's still okay
Cause I'm on vacation
Right now they're applying for a car loan as us (Good for them)
Everything is great 'cause I'm on vacation
Our boss is very demanding
We only get, like, a 15 minute lunch-break
And all we get to eat is ice cream sandwiches

No cash, no phone
No obvious way to get home
It's time to turn to the only skill that we can fall back on
Selling ice cream sandwiches at the corner of this street
Twelve dollars for a dozen or fifty cents a piece

Don't question where we got the ice cream from
Just step right up and sample some
Cookies - the nicest
Ice cream - the whitest
But I think what's inside this is a mutated virus
We might have just unleashed a zombie apocalypse

But it's still okay 'cause I'm on vacation
Everything is great 'cause I'm on vacation
How did zombies get in here? This is a flashback scene
But it's still okay 'cause I'm on vacation

And why are they even in this music video at all?
This is so cliche
Well, technically these are time traveling zombies
Which is slightly more original

Everything is great 'cause I'm on vacation