Rhett & Link - The Chocolate Robots Song | Текст песни

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Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon
Scooping up our chocolate with their creepy finger spoons...
When are these chocolate covered robots gonna leave us alone?
Here's an educated guess: \"when our chocolates all gone.\"

It's gross to watch chocolate powered robots eat,
We sweep up the waste they leave all over the street.
The only chocolate that we eat is the chocolate they secrete...
- 100% cacao - all bitter no sweet.

Chocolate powered robots having babies now,
How do the do it? I don't wanna know how...
All I know is that these babies don't look the same,
And they appear to be powered by a different thing...

Peanut baby powered robots in the sky,
'Cause peanut powered baby robots also can fly!
They're eating all the peanut butter, so we have to eat other butter
Like cashew, apple, almond... I can't think of any others.

— Macadamia nut butter?
— That exists?
— Yeah, they just gave me some...
— Let me try some... Mmm, that's good.
— (both) Real good.

Thank you, chocolate powered robots
And your peanut powered babies
For causing us to discover we love other butter made from macadamias.

We will fully submit to do your bidding both night and day,
Just feed us macadamia nut butter and we'll do whatever you say.

Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon...
Chocolate powered robots tell us what to do.